First things first: I am not Irish. I had never tasted, nor even
heard of Irish soda bread until I started dating my husband, who is 100% of Irish descent.
Every spring, around St. Patrick's Day or Easter, my husband's great-aunt would bake an Irish soda bread and give it to my father-in-law, who would divide it and give a really large, foil-wrapped chunk to my husband. If you read yesterday's post, you know that my anniversary is on March 14, so my first encounter with Irish bread occurred fairly soon after we were married.
My husband was all excited over a chunk of bread that to me looked like a lump of sawdust with raisins in it. At his insistence, I tried a bite and found it so dry I couldn't even swallow it, so I choked it down with a gallon of milk.. Okay, that's an exaggeration, it wasn't a gallon but it was way more milk than you should have to drink in one sitting. I will tell you that I enjoyed the
flavor of the bread, but the
texture was unbelievably dry.
At this point I feel the need to say that I mean no disrespect to anyone of Irish descent, I am not making fun of you or your bread. I happily embrace so many things from your culture: I love the color green almost as much as I like pink, the Boomtown Rats totally rock, and having named my children Caitlin, Sean and Erin you can be assured that I think Irish names are the bees knees. I also feel the need to tell you that I am of Italian descent (with a name like Frances, what else could I be? Did you ever watch the Sopranos? Do you remember that episode when Paulie's mom invited her girlfriends over to play cards? At the end of that episode, when the credits were rolling, suddenly there was a glut of characters played by actresses named Frances. Like, practically every one of those little old Italian ladies was played by an actress named Frances!). If my descriptions of Irish soda bread are insulting your Irish sensibilities and you feel the need to fire back at me that Italian panettone is blah and overrated, let me tell you right now that I agree with you. Now that I've cleared the air, let me continue....
So, after we had been married a couple of years, I saw a recipe in the newspaper for Irish soda bread (this was the 1980's, folks, before there was internet access we actually read newspapers to get our daily fix of what's going on in the world) and I thought to myself, why should Mr. Terrific have to wait for his great-aunt's yearly baking? Why not bake it myself? So I followed the recipe for "My Best Irish Soda Bread" (or some other similar, folksy name) and man, was it good! It was
not dry, it was
perfect.
I was
so excited, I couldn't wait for Mr. Terrific to come home so that I could show him the bread and tell him that he would be able to have homemade Irish Soda Bread more often than once a year. He took a bite of the bread, and promptly told me that his aunt's was better. At that moment, I was
wishing that it was as dry as his aunt's bread so that he would just go ahead and
choke on it.
I don't know what happened to that recipe that I made all those years ago, because Mr. Terrific said "my aunt's is better" one time too many and in a hissy fit I chucked the recipe and went on strike for a few years. The recipe that I use now is a combination of several recipes; I left out things I didn't like and added things I thought should be there. Hope you enjoy it, and Happy St. Patrick's Day!